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Tuesday, June 05, 2007
Trying to be funny
A few alternative responses a geek might give to avoid dating invitations (as if that would ever happen):
"I need to catch up on replying to all spam."
"My overclocked 3D card is overheating, so I will install a new freon cooling system."
"My mouse finger hurts."
"They say there's something on TV tonight."
"I'm waiting for my first million dollars, doing nothing."
"Someone on MSN wrote they might contact me back some time this year."
"My paypal account is empty."
"I need to house-train my lizard."
"Writing tweets takes all my time, as I'm constantly doing new things."
"I might be abducted if I go outside."
"My randomly generated horoscope says dating is not for me."
"I'm testing how many sugar cubes I have to eat to make me woozy / puke / social."
"My mother says I have to stay at home."
"I need to develop mobile applications that no one wants to pay anything for, and that won't work on more than 2 phones anyway."
Sorry, I got a bit carried away at the end.
"I need to catch up on replying to all spam."
"My overclocked 3D card is overheating, so I will install a new freon cooling system."
"My mouse finger hurts."
"They say there's something on TV tonight."
"I'm waiting for my first million dollars, doing nothing."
"Someone on MSN wrote they might contact me back some time this year."
"My paypal account is empty."
"I need to house-train my lizard."
"Writing tweets takes all my time, as I'm constantly doing new things."
"I might be abducted if I go outside."
"My randomly generated horoscope says dating is not for me."
"I'm testing how many sugar cubes I have to eat to make me woozy / puke / social."
"My mother says I have to stay at home."
"I need to develop mobile applications that no one wants to pay anything for, and that won't work on more than 2 phones anyway."
Sorry, I got a bit carried away at the end.
